Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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