I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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