Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How naked do you want me to be?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
