Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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