i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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