I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So squirting runs in the family.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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