no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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