when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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