Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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