it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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