Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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