Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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