Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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