Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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