if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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