I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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