Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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