He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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