community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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