yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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