My nipple is on Facebook.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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