oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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