therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
where are my eyebrows?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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