even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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