she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
