At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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