So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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