no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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