I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do vagina's smell?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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