Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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