I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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