Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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