I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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