So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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