just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this just has baby written all over it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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