I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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