You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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