i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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