I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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