I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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