Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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