We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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