I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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