I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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What a dumb baby whore.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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