i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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