Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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