Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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