your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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