Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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