did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I checked into jail on foursquare
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
