put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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