The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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