Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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