im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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