so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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