i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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